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About Me Member Pornographic Connoisseur IVhorsemanMale/United States Recent Activity
Deviant for 3 Years
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deviant art has been doing system maintenance for the past three days. and i can't upload art. this makes matty sad.
  • Mood: Tearful

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: here
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: wut?
  • Print preference: pff
  • Interests: stuff that i like
  • Favourite movie: i hate favorites
  • Favourite band or musician: i hate favorites
  • Favourite genre of music: i hate favorites
  • Favourite artist: i hate favorites
  • Favourite poet or writer: i hate favorites
  • Favourite photographer: i hate favorites
  • Favourite style of art: i hate favorites
  • Operating System: Windows XP ftw!
  • MP3 player of choice: a PC
  • Shell of choice: Nautilus
  • Wallpaper of choice: eh.
  • Skin of choice: pale
  • Favourite game: i hate favorites
  • Favourite gaming platform: i hate favorites
  • Favourite cartoon character: i hate favorites
  • Personal Quote: i am me. who are you?
  • Tools of the Trade: wut?

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:iconmrrmr:
hi matt.
here is yr christmas present






































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:iconivhorseman:
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:iconivhorseman:
wait fuck i'm retarded.

It was the tearful face.

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lol wut?
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:iconmrrmr:
all of this sex with other men is to blame for yr lack of focus.



lol I shouldn't make gay jokes :c I'm gonna get kicked out of the club.
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:iconfeuer-faust:
whut.

(see what I did?)

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It's a secret to everybody.
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:iconivhorseman:
that i did! and there be a whopping thanks to ye.

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lol wut?
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:iconxdandyandyx:
You're not a connoisseur of pornography. Connoisseur implies taste.

and wtfmuch deviant art. Are you stalking our deviations...?
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:iconivhorseman:
pretty much. julie forced me to get one so i could look at a picture she labeled as "adult" (which was barely nudie), and well, here it is. and then i basically forgot about it.

also, i TOTALLY has taste! gangbangs = bad porn. cute naked girl = good porn. girls shitting = great porn.

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lol wut?
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:iconxdandyandyx:
YEAH. IN THE MIDDLE OF READING THAT I WAS LIKE "NO YOU DO NOT HAVE GOOD TASTE, YOU WATCHED A GIRL EAT HER OWN SHIT." but you do have a point, it is kind of nice.

JOKING. ITS FUCKED UP, MATT.

yeah i hate it when people mature content things that are totally tame
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